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Two Funny Comic Guys - Anton Diva & Chokoleit
Treat yourself with 60 minutes of fun, laughter
and quality entertainment as the multi-talented Michael V. tickles you
with his humor, pranks and disguises in GMA-7’s newest comedy show, the
“Bitoy’s Funniest Videos”.
“Bitoy’s Funniest Videos” hosted by Michael V. will make you roll over
with laughter as the show features hilarious home video clips compiled
here and abroad, various disguises of Michael V. and non-offensive
pranks which the host personally pulled on popular personalities. Viewers also participate by texting the week’s funniest local video. Keep tuned for more segments and laughs!
Host: Ano po ang maipaglilingkod ko sa inyo?
Tanda: Pwede ho bang manawagan?
Host: Ilang taon na po kayo?
Tanda: 98 y/o na po ako.
Host: Wow! Ang tanda nyo na pala! O, sige po... manawagan na kayo.
Tanda: Itay, umuwi na kayo! Hindi na nagagalit si Lolo sa inyo!
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hiling ng mga babae.
eto mga prayers ng mga babae.
7yo: Lord, give me superman!
15yo: Lord,give me a cute man!
in her twenties: Lord,give me a gorgeous man!
in her thirties: Lord,give me a good man!
in her forties: Lord,give me a MAN...
fifties: Lord,give me kahit sino MAN..
sixties+ : Lord,sige na naMAN!
ayus bah?
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Reporter: Sir, kung wala po kayong evidence, witness or suspect ano na po ang next step ninyo?
Police: DNA na...
Reporter: Sir, ano po yung DNA?
Police: Di Namin Alam.
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Mr: Pasensha na, nagyaya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang. He he! Hik...
Mrs: Lasing ka no?
Mr: Ako, lashing? Hindi! Hik...
Mrs: Anong hindi? La ka namang trabaho, pano ka nagka-officemates?
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Two Funny Comic Guys - Anton Diva & Chokoleit
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